Here's another I found:
"You poor defenceless fool..... I refuse to have a battle of wits with someone who is un-armed"
Unfortunately, defense is mis-spelled . . .
"Many years ago I chased a woman for almost two years, only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: we both were crazy about girls."
---Groucho Marx
This could explain some of the girls who wouldn't have anything to do with me (at least I'd like to think so).
"If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate"
